Should an intruder ever break into my house, I would send a text to IFTTT. This would trigger every single wall in my house, which will be made out of giant light bulbs, to flash rapidly with magenta and blue. This technique is known to induce seizures, as accidentally demonstrated after the initial airing of an episode of Pokemon in 1997, which send 685 viewers to hospitals. This will hopefully buy me enough time to escape, call the police, or kick the intruder while he/she is down.