Looking for the Heart of a Virgin for your sacrificial needs?! No? Well how about just sex with one?! With this new contraption, I will be able to know when a virgin is ready to pop their cherry! This Blink1 light is connected to an IFTTT recipe that activates a pulsating red colored light into a heart sculpture every time a vigil posts on the Pittsburgh craigslist personal adds. An alternative presentation is having the light pulsate into a glittery vanilla-scented condom. Because lets be honest, your first time is ALWAYS magical <3 Peace and Love and Spread the joy of sex education.
-Kira and Alex