I’m going to make a sphinctometer but it will be like a fitbit. I will brand it as the new health tech craze. It will have social media capabilities and you can share the graph data with your friends.

Scenario: You check to see your friends pressure scores. Carol’s butthole is at an unusual pressure rating. Looks like someone had anal!! You now have the tightest butthole out of all of your friends!!

The campaign includes potential work outs, lifestyle advice, etc.

I’m going to make a mock app interface, a hopefully working prototype, and a promotional video/kick starter campaign.