The One Dimensional Marketer – Blink

Zach and I have developed a true “One-dimensional Marketer”. Our one dimensional marketing tool aims to decrease overhead costs, and increase workplace ambience by subconsciously streaming dynamically evolving colors, which correspond to advertisements of major corporations in Times Square, New York, into the minds of the workers in your workplace. Advertisers have attempted to work their way into the minds of our citizens at every point of the day , and our one dimensional marketing tool will bring them one step closer. And it is a step they will pay dearly to take. Decrease your overheads now with the “One-dimensional Marketer.”

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